Once my nephew pick up Colton late in the afternoon, I took the kids up to my Mother-in-Laws. She had offered to keep them while I went to my Bunco game last night. Josh was going to pick them up on his way home from the office... so I was off with my girlfriends to the Habitat For Humanity Women Build Bunco game! Unfortunately, only 4 of us from the Gainesville Bunco group could make it to this big game, but we had a blast! Jane and I were partners and I have to say we didn't do so good in the game - we did get BUNCO once, so we got lovely pink feather boas. Muffy and Stephanie made it much further in the game, but they were robbed of the winners title. A few of us won door prizes. Stephanie won a beautiful necklace, Jane won a basket of something (still not sure what in the world it is), I won a piece of artwork and I am not a liberty to say if Muffy won something or not! :)
I was home by 9:45 and I was so proud when we pulled in the driveway and all the lights were out (except for Alexis' room - she always has a light on!). I told Jane that either Josh forgot to pick the kids up or he actually managed to get them in the bed without me!! I tiptoed in the house and barley made it through the sun room before Jack and Alexis can running down the stairs yelling "mommy, your home" as if I had been gone for years - then they said "come quick the toilet is running over!" That is NOT what I wanted to hear! I asked why they didn't tell Daddy and they said that they did not want to wake him up! Good Grief! So I ran upstairs to take care of it. I asked how it happened and Alexis said Jonathan did it! Jonathan was in his bed with his PJ's and covers on him as if nothing had happened, so I though surly he didn't do this! Then I pulled back his covers... he was wet with toilet paper stuck to him here and there! I asked him if he did something to the potty. At first he said no, I explained that no matter what he shouldn't lie. If he did it - he needed to tell the truth. He confessed - He put an entire roll of toilet paper and a box of Puffs tissue in the potty! Then he tried to get rid of the evidence by flushing the potty! He said he was trying to blow his nose! I spent the next 30 mins cleaning up the mess and asked him to help me. I hope he never tries this one again - I do not like messing with the potty! YUCK!
Once everything was clean and all the children were tucked in AGAIN (Josh thought they were in the bed hours ago!) I went downstairs and woke Josh up. I explained what had happened.
He just laughed and went back to sleep... if only it were that easy for the moms!




4 comments:
You're so laid back with such a good sense of humor--between the potty and the door frame coming off I would've blown a gasket.
Good job handling things mama.
Wow, you sound pretty patient... Ha! Josh had the same reaction John would have had... too funny!
Sounds like bunco was a lot of fun... love the boa!
LOL! That is hysterical. Sorry you had to clean up such a mess but the part about your hubby being asleep with the kids running wild hits home with me!:)
that is freaking hilarious. I would NOT know how to fix the potty so Joe would have to wake up and do it. I'm not handy at all like that.
I admire you for homeschooling-Sean and I would KILL each other.
I have NEVER played Bunco-i feel so "unhip" but it sounds fun!
that story made me crack up and your hubby slept thru it all
When my stepdaughter lived at home and was a wild child-before she was the sweet kid she is now at 26-we had our hugest knock down drag out fight while Joe slept in his chair-right next to us. LOL
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